being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
SHIT i forgot to get super hot this summer to surprise everyone
do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”